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Somewhat Live Election Coverage

By Moore On November 6, 2012 · Add Comment
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Tin God tracks the election, and makes fun of it, and maybe talks about other stuff if we get bored.
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Read, Think, and Research

By Moore On November 4, 2012 · Add Comment
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What is news? Really, I would like to know, because I honestly have no idea what a good, broad definition of it would be.
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Dead End Cynicism

By Tarl On October 31, 2012 · Add Comment
Why don't more people understand that?!
As it happens I agree with a lot of the criticisms that usually come up. Our political system has many deep flaws, and there is absolutely corruption amongst our elected officials. I think it’s important to understand and acknowledge that and to work to address it, but it is also important to realize that these problems don’t define the entire system.
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Mitt Romney Brings Hope to the Middle East

By Tarl On September 19, 2012 · Add Comment
Mitt Romney Campaigns Across U.S. For Super Tuesday Primaries
For a campaign generally lacking in foreign policy, a prominent strategy of Mitt Romney has been to make himself as pro-Israel as possible. This has led him to make a number of statements that range from hypocritical to what I would call ‘fucking dumb.’
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The Shortage (part 3)

By Moore On September 18, 2012 · Add Comment
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As I got closer I saw that there was a sign near the main entrance. Though I couldn't read what the sign itself said, written as it was in Russian, someone had spray painted over it "City of the Dead." Of course it's the City of the Dead. It's always the City of the Dead, never the City of the Busty Redheads.
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The Shortage (part 2)

By Moore On September 17, 2012 · Add Comment
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Fucking Zombies. As if I really needed this right now.
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The Shortage (part 1)

By Moore On September 16, 2012 · Add Comment
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"Papa! Look ahead! There is a candy store! Oh, Papa, Papa, can I get a lolly? Please, Papa, it has been so long since I had a lolly! I want a lolly Papa, oh may I have one, father, may I please?" I chuckle and glance to my son. He stares through me with cold, dead eyes.
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RNC 2012: Return to Imagimerica

By Tarl On September 4, 2012 · Add Comment
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Didn’t get a chance to catch the Republican National Convention this week? Blacked out after banging your head against the wall one too many times during Paul Ryan’s speech? Don’t worry! Tin God is here to give you the run down!
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I Got Illegitimately Raped and All I Got Was This Baby

By Moore On August 22, 2012 · Add Comment
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As you may have heard, this past Sunday Missouri Senate Nominee Todd Akin said that pregnancy from legitimate rape was "really rare" because "if it's a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down." Which is fantastic, because apparently women don't need birth control, all they need do is pretend they are getting raped and they simply won't get pregnant! Science!
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Paint a Picture

By Angela On June 3, 2012 · Add Comment
Written by Angela Melo. Illustrated by Matt Moore.
So we’re working on this creative project that involves collaboration. You see, it’s simple. We draw pictures on Windows Paint, exchange, and write approximately a paragraph to go with the picture we get. See? Simple! The artist can cut and paste something into Paint, use wingdings, or exclusively use the tools, whatevs. It can even [...]
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